Halloween Limericks From An American Halloween 2019

A change of season
Limericks for a change of season or spooky campfire stories…

Halloween Limericks 2019

1.) Boo Limericks

There was a young girl from Kentucky

thought Vampires and Werewolves yucky

every year a princess

her Halloween excess

the neighbors all thought she was plucky.

 

There was a young lady from Texas

who scared of witches in black masses

she would not Trick or Treat

due to strangers she’d meet

so instead she would sit on the grass.

2.) Witching Hour Limericks

 

There’s a charming young lady named Ann

would dress up as a grumpy old man

give old ladies the fright

every Halloween night

knowing that only their husbands can.

 

There was a young boy from New Hampshire

who sang in the neighborhood church choir

in October he’d moan

in a deep ghostly groan

a Haunted House fright that will not tire.

3.) Trick-or-Treat

 

There was a young fellow name Blaine

would do anything to avoid pain

went headless each year

a promotor of fear

a costume that seemed against his grain.

 

There once a was kiddie who we found,

his Mummy costume was tightly bound,

he could hardly catch breath

while playing living death

with Trick-or-Treat candy by the pound.

Halloween Limericks
You will forget the fear the more you giggle….

4.) Monster Limericks

 

Meet Elmer, young son of the Jones,

felt desire to collect bleached bones

to build a skeleton

on his porch just for fun

in his yard anonymous grave stones.

 

There was a young man from the suburbs

who wanted all candy in cupboards

so he put on a mask

and set out on his task

with his bag amongst monsters in herds.

5.) Jack-O-Lanterns

 

There once was a joker from New York

on Halloween he’d dress as a stork

around young couples home

he would just roam and roam

his one unexplainable quirk.

 

Once A nervous young fellow named Fred

who hid all of his candy in bed

he’d say “Take my Brother

or maybe my sister!”

To an army of the walking dead.

Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween!

An American Halloween

 

As weather worsens we discuss costumes

or how old witches fly with their brooms

 

When morning frost begins to numb toes

a change of seasons thirteen blows.

 

When spooky campfire stories fill our nights

with monsters we remember and their frights.

 

Halloween poems by Jamie Lee Hamann:

https://www.creativeexiles.com/2019/09/a-hallows-eve-scare-and-other-halloween-poems/

https://www.creativeexiles.com/2019/09/a-cowboy-cthulu-story/

More poems for Halloween by John Hansen:

https://www.creativeexiles.com/2019/09/the-halloween-curse/

https://www.creativeexiles.com/2019/09/we-three-scary-monsters-or-lets-be-ghouls-tonight/

And Some Spooky Stories by Phyllis Doyle Burns:

https://www.creativeexiles.com/2019/09/halloween-trick-or-treaters-disappear-short-story/

https://www.creativeexiles.com/2019/09/murder-halloween-night-near-the-swamp/

Stick around for more Halloween Treats as we move into October.

 

Jamie Lee Hamann

Things have changed over the years.My name is Jamie Lee Hamann and I have a passion for writing short fiction and poetry.I started writing for TCE around 2015 and since then I have finished two collections of poetry "Six Years of Service" and "The Rhyme of the Ancient Middle Class" both available on Amazon and plans for more.I share a weekly poem for TCEevery Saturday.I started work on my first novel and I am using TCE to share my progress as I go.I share new excerpts of this work every weekend.A Science Fiction novel that I hope is enjoyable to read. I currently live in Lemmon Valley NV with my family.I am excited to share my poetry and my writing.If you desire to find my other work on the internet feel free to stop by my website simplepoetics.weebly.com.The website offers articles on poetry, poems, and links to all my other writing.

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Jamie Lee Hamann

Things have changed over the years. My name is Jamie Lee Hamann and I have a passion for writing short fiction and poetry. I started writing for TCE around 2015 and since then I have finished two collections of poetry "Six Years of Service" and "The Rhyme of the Ancient Middle Class" both available on Amazon and plans for more. I share a weekly poem for TCE every Saturday. I started work on my first novel and I am using TCE to share my progress as I go. I share new excerpts of this work every weekend. A Science Fiction novel that I hope is enjoyable to read. I currently live in Lemmon Valley NV with my family. I am excited to share my poetry and my writing. If you desire to find my other work on the internet feel free to stop by my website simplepoetics.weebly.com. The website offers articles on poetry, poems, and links to all my other writing.

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