God’s Secretary

Please hold …

God on Vacation
God on Vacation

Jessica, please hold all calls for me

I and the other Gods will be out for the rest of the week

Just take a message and tell them I will get back to them soon

I have to go now before it reaches noon.

“But God, I don’t think you should go.”

“Calls comes in by the millions, I really don’t know what to do.”

“Come now Jessica, just pray for me to give you strength.”

And maybe someone will rescue you who is God sent.

Jessica looked at God in disbelief

Because God actually decided to go on leave


The first call came in and Jessica mildly answered the call

On the line was a little boy,

“Hello, can I please speak to God?”

“I am sorry God isn’t available today. Would you like to leave a message?”

“Where is he? This is urgent and only he can help.”

“You see, my mother is ill and just not herself.”

“I want god to heal her and make her better.”

“Please I need him now before she gets sicker.”

“Just leave your name and I will ask him to get back with you soon.”

“I will have to take the next call, go lay with her in the room.”


“Hello, Holy heaven to you. How may I help?”

My wife just met in an accident and the doctors are trying to save her life

I just want some divine intervention to keep my wife alive

“I am sorry, but I cannot help you at this present time.”

“But just leave your name and God will get back to you, remember now he heals the sick, raises the dead and gives sight to the blind. Goodbye.”

Hours have passed on both the boy’s mother and the man’s dying wife

Then the grim reaper came forth and snagged their life

Pain and grief and tears swooped down on the two believers

But God was nowhere around, only grievers

They both sat and wondered why it had to end this way

Wondering why God turned them away.

Clive Williams

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5 thoughts on “God’s Secretary

  • December 4, 2018 at 12:47 AM

    Oh Clive, God going on leave. that explains all my unanswered requests. I wish he’d let us know his schedule ahead of time.

    • December 4, 2018 at 5:03 AM

      he needs a google calendar.

  • December 10, 2018 at 5:38 PM

    It is a good thing He doesn’t go on leave, even though a few of us probably think that He does when He says no to our requests. This was an intriguing read. I like your style.


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