Harold Is Persistent, If Nothing Else

Harold Is Persistent, If Nothing Else
Harold Is Persistent, If Nothing Else

Placed in sight, strategically,
my attention stubbornly averted out of principle,
this niggling conscious mind alerted
to my damning misdemeanor,
insistent this image before me,
in outrageous center view,
and walk I do in flagrant indifference,
until a slap of present abruptness,
leaves no alternative but to sigh
and ask why to this, my nemesis.

‘What?’ I asked, quiet crisply,
as he looks me up and down,
no frown but a knowing laconic inference,
my tantrum quite ridiculous,
as he steps forward
to make a statement I’ll no doubt
wish I could forget, and so he smiles,
that arrogant ‘son of a bitch’,
so I turn to walk away, had enough, then trip,
down like a tonne of bricks.

In the shadow of his stature,
standing over me with a grin,
I look up from the cobblestones,
bruised and no doubt wallowing in sin.
‘Just wanted to tell you to be careful,
these stones are slippery,’ he said
all matter a fact, and I lay their none too happy
with his snappy sense of humor,
his turning up always a cost to pay,
I guess what I get for not listening.

If God was a mate,
would you ask about it all,
expect a free handout when things got raw,
or even listen to his ranting,
just walking down the street,
where he’d show up unannounced
with a bleeding heart relief,
for some paradigm or dream
that transcended one’s consciousness,
or warn you of that trip you’re about to make?

I used to think it was advantageous,
but after a while, the sunny side wore off,
now Harold, as is known to friends,
just pops up and delivers soliloquies,
when I can’t abide a one,
and annoys the shit out of me,
day or night, dark of light
with a lesson and a platitude, at least one,
and I just want to sleep or write or run away,
each time he chooses me.

But in the end, who can argue,
he has all the answers,
and if he wants to invest in me,
why did he make me so dumb?

Tony DeLorger © 2018

Tony DeLorger

Full time author, freelance writer, poet and blogger since 1999. Twenty one published works, past winner of 'Poet of the Year' on HubPages, 'Poem of the Year' on The Creative Exiles, writer for Allpoetry.com, Google+, tonydwtf.blogspot.com.au
videos on YouTube and book sales on website thoughtsforabeautifulmind.com, Amazon and digitalprintaustralia.com.au/bookstore

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Tony DeLorger

Full time author, freelance writer, poet and blogger since 1999. Twenty one published works, past winner of 'Poet of the Year' on HubPages, 'Poem of the Year' on The Creative Exiles, writer for Allpoetry.com, Google+, tonydwtf.blogspot.com.au videos on YouTube and book sales on website thoughtsforabeautifulmind.com, Amazon and digitalprintaustralia.com.au/bookstore

5 thoughts on “Harold Is Persistent, If Nothing Else

  • September 10, 2018 at 3:43 AM
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    Very intriguing, Tony. Is it an excerpt? I must get that book to read more about Harold, for I am on the verge of understanding there is a lot more to this satire. Maybe symbolic? A pleasure to read. Take care dear friend.

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  • September 10, 2018 at 3:52 AM
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    It’s just a poem based on the characters in my novel ‘Harold Be Thy Name’. The book is basically an autobiography, but don’t tell anyone. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. lol. Glad, you enjoyed this snippet.

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  • September 10, 2018 at 5:18 PM
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    The name comes from when I was a kid….’Our Father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name’ That’s how the book came to be.

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